mastubraint

How you say "masturbating" when you're masturbating.

i am mastubraint just a few feet away from her mm

by uNfzGirl July 24, 2008

MasterBaiter

The word Masterbaiter is a joke on the internet for jerking off

Jerry is a Masterbaiter

by UnoriginalName123 December 4, 2016

Masterbait

other pronounce of the word masturbate. Usually used by master and baiters.

John likes to masterbait, because he is alone.

by ZezinhoMendonça October 27, 2017

masterbanters

Individuals who are well versed in and excel in engaging in banter that is found to be witty, urbane, sarcastic, clever, amusing, sophisticated and or dirty.

Me: I can’t believe we’ve just had a two hour conversation on the merits of that banana in your apron.

Jack: Yeah, were a couple of masterbanters.

by Louise7980 February 5, 2018

Misterbranch

A headache brought on by eating something extremely cold quickly., like ice cream.

Man that Slurpew gave me a misterbranch.

by Cranberry Merchant July 25, 2018

Masterbating window licker

A person that follows you , annoys you, and always seems to be standing behind you . He or she tries to do eveyones job but their own with an intelligence level of a fucktard

Did you just see that masterbating window licker

by Whoswho 1 June 4, 2018

Masterbaition

Something that you do with your friends at 12:00 in the morning together with your masterbaition group session.

Oh no our masterbaition group session was cancelled.

by ETD420_nibba May 19, 2020