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Markus

Derived from the latin 'Markulus', the erotic art of achieving satisfaction using only gym equipment. The Markus is a coloquial term for when an exceedingly muscular individual lubricates two large dumbells with orange juice (with bits) and proceeds to conquer one's own inner majesty.
This activity has strictly homosexual connotations, females are welcome only during the ceremonial juice dousing of the dumbells. i.e. full blown rectal and oral enlightenment by cold hard iron, hence the term 'Pumping Iron'. Interestingly, participants commonly display disappointing hand-eye co-ordination, particularly when playing ping pong.
Greg: Did you see that?

Penelope: What?
Graham: He just performed the Markus.
Penelope: That looked painful.
Greg: He's going to hell, he should go to confession.
Charwin: Wakey wakey hand's off snakey ;)
Penelope: Why the fuck is Charwin here?
by Lubricated dumbell (with bits) December 15, 2016
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markPOW

When lyssaface gets hit by her angry psycho boyfriend. Also known as the "Jelly Donut." Having to suck penis which is shortly followed by a nice hard punch in the face.
knock knock.. who's ther- MARKPOW!
by lyssaface February 19, 2009
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MarkussZigis

Dude from Latvia who plays excessive amounts of dota. Also an extreme sigma male. Gets zero bitches
P1: Markuss why do you play so much D2?
P2: It's because, im an chad-like male and I get no bitches. 😩
P1: boi, what the fuck? Oh so you're a true MarkussZigis.
by Tractoristic dude March 13, 2022
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Markipedia

A person who listens to what people are talking about, then goes home and looks it up on the internet and pretends to know all about it the next day.
"where'd you learn that, Markipedia?
by iamthedarkone December 23, 2006
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Markus

A very generous man who is normally good at talking to people and telling jokes. Likes to look at ass, and has a huge knob ranging anywhere from 7-12 inches hard. Will probably fuck your mom or sister if given the chance.
"Have you seen Markus around here?"
"Yeah I think he's with Kelsey slam camming her"
by definitely not markus January 3, 2017
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Markiplier E meme

The funniest god damn meme to ever come upon this god forsaken land.
"Ayyy yooo, did you see that Markiplier E meme??? "
"Hell yeah bro funniest shit ever."
by yesyesdAddylikes April 13, 2020
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Dirty markus

A sexual act of a 27 year old man having sex with a warm watermelon
Oh my god,your doing a dirty markus!!
by Lucy is gay April 17, 2020
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