Murfed

The act of using alcohol and/or other drugs to get a female (or in some cases a male) very, very drunk. Then getting them into a room alone, with their pants off, ready to have sex- and not having sex with them.

dude: Hey Mark what did u do last night?

other dude: i dont wanna talk about it.

dude: oh come on what happened

other dude: fine! i murfed a girl okay!

by ijustwreckedyou1423 June 3, 2011

Pock-marked

A girl with a pig-like nose

"That Sarah, she's pock-marked, wouldn't you agree?

by Redback33 June 2, 2009

Marved

Another word for angry

Mariam: I'm so marved!
Nicki: Why?
Mariam: My unicorn was being rude

by Futre rainbow dash September 10, 2013

Marved

To be marvelous. Not hungry.

Jo: I'm Marved!
Anonymous standerby: You're Marvelous?

by brownsound_00 December 14, 2008

Marked Man

When a guy cock slaps a person in the forehead hard enough to leave a bruised impression of a penis on that persons forehead. The bruise must obviously be a penis or its not an official Marked Man.

Wayne says "awh guys, come check it out! i check marked manned Kyle!"

by WhyteKong January 27, 2010

murfed up

comes from the phrase "messed up"

"That girl is murfed up!"

by 'shore newz December 26, 2004

Murfed

It is the act of putting your mouth over someones nose, then blowing. Usually, it is a joke, or prank, on someone when they think you are going to make out with them.

I thought you were going to make out with me, and then you just murfed me! That was awful!

by Bretford January 26, 2011