yellow milk of majesty

The traditional name of what comes out of you when you shoot your load and somehow ends up in your bladder.

more commonly referred to as speem

piss + shooting load the wrong way = yellow milk of majesty

by thigh magic March 26, 2007

majesty

When you draw something, and you draw lines radiating out from around it, that's majesty!

Strongbad: I call him Trogdor the Burninator! Look at all his majesty!

by Bob882 November 3, 2004

majesticizing

The art of creating an alternative world, one known only to its creator. Many subjects are known to be full blown pathological liars who over exagerate actual events and and make up events that followed afterwards.

Majestic: I was once upon a time an elite delta force sniper who lead the assault on Normandy and many other major uber elite conflicts. But then I went on a carding spree, and threatened several Secret Service Agents and kidnapped one of their daughters.

licutis: Majestic stop majesticizing

by Magesticizer July 28, 2008

Magestical

An adjective to describe something that is magical and majestic at the same time.

That acrobat flying through the air looks so magestical.
The way she dived into the pool was magestical beyond belief. magical majestic

by Soweng May 14, 2015

majestic

If you describe something or someone as majestic, you think they are very beautiful, dignified, and impressive.

J: m thought it majestic, dominating the city without overwhelming

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd August 31, 2019

Majesties

When someone finishes rolling a blunt or joint, but give their friend the first hit. The first hit is majesties.

Guy 1: I just finished rolling a backwood bro, but you can have the first hit.

Guy 2: I can have majesties bro?
Guy 1: Yeah, take majesties bro.

by ShjanPablo March 8, 2015

Maes

A Maes is a group of females, they are very annoying, and are usually weird. They usually have an Asian leader who is violent, a kind person, an annoying person and a random girl. They will usually travel in packs and must not be approached without a group or a flamethrower. Danger Level: 9/10

Man 1: "Run! A Maes!"
Man 2: "It's going to fast! It's gonna get us!"
(Both): Death

by Lautenoral February 11, 2019