Hide malfunction

when you are using the "Hide" function on one of your boring or annoying friends, but they still appear on your news feed

Lara: he is on my hide list but i still can see his status updates on my news feed
suk: Hide malfunction!

by sabitch February 6, 2010

Brain Malfunction

When your brain physically is unable to respond or comprehend at most times.

"I tried to talk sense in to Rick Santorum, but he has a brain malfunction"

by Prokrustesseng January 13, 2012

mallu

it's a cooler version of malayalee.popular among the young people in kerala.

hey..that guy out there is actually a mallu!!

by happyjasmine May 15, 2011

douche magouche

Being a super douche. Used especially towards cape codders.

" Pat, quit being a douche magouche and just suck my dick dry" screamed Ben

by Albert Johnson1 May 4, 2011

mallucci

rat, friend of vin mezz, "idk why you hate the kid"

a replica mallucci can be purchased at spencers, makes a great holiday gift =)

by mtz December 24, 2007

Maloika

Brooklynese. The evil eye. Whammy To give somebody bad luck.

"When Tony put the Maloika on me I knew my horse had no shot"

by INOX NYC April 26, 2010

maloik

Maloik is the metal sign also known as the Devils horns it is also known to be the symbol for sending evil to some one or somebody. It is commonly seen at metal concerts.

"\m/" (that is the best example of maloik i can think of that can be described in text)

by Anthraxxx February 16, 2008