Pingus Malingus

Pingus Malingus is something that you can only say to your Friends when they are being annoying but smart little fucks. This is specifically not used when they have done a transgression that is virtually impossible to fix. In that situation you would call them a MF Pingus Malingus.

"Haha lol I put a dropper under your Minecraft chest into a extremely long rail and Redstone system to my base."
"You little Pingus Malingus I will find you and kill you."
"Lol I burned your diamonds in lava."

by DootDootGang May 24, 2019

melling

See moolie (face definition), can also be used as adjective "mellinged", with numerous senses.

"If you pull a melling and the wind blows, you'll stay like that".

"Man you were hammered last night, you were absolutely mellinged. You were mellinging all over the place dude..."

by kriskringle100 May 18, 2006

mallin

to go to the mall with your friends; can be made as a sport.

"I think I'm just going to chillax and go mallin today, wanna come?"

"I saw that girl while I was mallin."

by Aimee Domnsz June 25, 2008

malding

Someone that is getting so mad, that he starts balding.

holy shit, xQc is malding over Overwatch rn

by DoggyKing November 21, 2020

malinger

v.

to feign injury or illness in order to avoid one's occupational work

Henry: Where is Joe today? I can't believe I'm stuck covering one of his classes.

Eric: He's probably malingering...

by King of Inland October 17, 2008

Black Mailing

Sending someone a link to Rebecca Black's Friday.
See rick rolling.

Ok thats funny." ..... "Wait this is friday... you suck
BLACK MAILING

by Nick Shitcock 2 April 20, 2011

Drunk Mailing

The act of emailing someone, such as a close friend or ex-girlfriend, while under the influence of alcohol in an attempt to somehow have intercourse with her despite the fact that it is physically impossible during such circumstances and that the complications caused by such actions will likely lead to humiliation and self-loathing.

The rise of convenient email and text messaging has created new potentially embarrassing situations for those prone to drunk dialing.

A typical drunk-mailing scenario might involve a drunken male sending nearly identical emails featuring sexually motivated, alcohol-induced confessions of love to more than one girl, leading to several ruined relationships.

Person 1: What were you thinking? You had to know they would compare the emails.
Drunk Mailer: I was drunk mailing, I don't even remember sending them...

by Steakface December 17, 2009