Lionscroatch

The area of skin beetween the testicles and anus on a male when it has a hairy coating present.

The hair in this area being like a lions mane and the raised ridged area is like the lions spine.

AKA - A gooch or grundle with hair.

"Damn baby, i would love to stroke your lionscroatch but you havent taken a shower "

by Regencyroofer April 5, 2009

leonsis

The ability to annoy everyone by saying how great and grand life is when you have a gigantic bank account. Health care and college costs be damned when you have billions.

Marty went all Leonsis on us when he won the lottery and converted to Buddhism.

by muffinarm August 28, 2010

Lyon

A man creature, who may or may not have questions about his sexuality. A Lyon is the kindest of beings, that's is, unless you anger the beast. In the case that he is angry, you will feel the scorn of 1000 lions. Also, do not sneak in a Lyon's car, he will cut you. A true Lyon will have a blade fetish, especially when the blades are long and black.

Person 1: Did you hear about that guy at the Ford dealership that stabbed a guy who got in the backseat of the car he was in while he was detailing it? He went crazy, but then ended up buying the guy he stabbed the car and taking him to the hospital afterwards.

Person 2: Yeah, I totes did bro! I'd like to get to know this guy, he sounds like a real Lyon.

by Mashichael November 19, 2012

Lionshead

A light pilsner beer manufactured by the Lion Brewery in Wilkes-Barre Pennsylvania known especially for it's exceptional taste and remarkable affordability.

Hey, I only have $11, do you want to get a case of Lionshead beer at the distributor? It's in bottles, too. I need the mane!!

by Jeff the Man January 28, 2006

Lyona

Lyona is a wonderful girl! She is very beautiful and smart. She might be too sarcastic at times though. She is short & has black/dark brown hair. She is very good at dancing as well. Lastly, she’s a bookworm

“Lyona just read a stack of books as tall as me in 3 days!”

by Anonymous3615 September 27, 2018

King of Red Lions

The talking boat in The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker.
He is red and looks somewhat like a dragon.
-WARNING: Game Spoilers Follow, Read At Your Own Risk-



At the start of the game, after you're kicked out of the Forsaken Fortress, he sails up next to you and takes you to Windfall Island. He asks you to buy him a sail. It costs 80 rupees, but it's definitely worth it.

Later in the game, you figure out that the King of Red Lions is actually the King of Hyrule, whose name is King Daphnes Nohansen Hyrule. He continues to guide you through your journey as the King of Red Lions, though.

The King of Red Lions is the only boat that speaks the word of men.

by FlimsyOcarina March 23, 2009

Detroit Lions

The absolute worst-run sports franchise of the last 50 years; A franchise marked by ineptitude in the front office courtesy of William Clay Ford Jr.; A franchise with an oddly unwavering fan base that seems desensitized to losing; A franchise where the Superbowl is in early May(the draft) and the end of the season in October(8-10 games in); Most of all though, a franchise that is a sleeping giant(stop laughing), the Lion's have an unbelievably devoted following that would unite the fanbase of every pro and college sports team in lower Michigan. If this franchise ever gets a whiff of consistent winning(not 90s winning, where we went 10-6 and got smoked in the first round of the playoffs), a consistent contention for the NFC, the response will be enormous

Marty Morninwheg; Matt Millen helps the demise of Detroit Lions; William Clay Ford Jr.; Mike Utley; Barry Sanders

by zubitup April 14, 2008