loading a musket

When you take a release fecal matter into a girl's vagina and shove it in with your penis.

Dude, I couldn't come over last night because I was busy loading a musket

by Pampowncake March 17, 2011

water loading

A scatological technique whereby the user induces a movement by drinking large amounts (1-2 glasses) of water. The water serves a dual purpose, both "pushing" the shit along, as well as indicating to the brain that more food has been consumed and prior meals need to be evacuated.

I've been constipated all day, but it's nothing I can't fix by water loading.

by colostomes June 10, 2008

Loading-on-White circle of death

This occurs on the Urban Dictionary editing page (probably other places as well) while an editor is waiting for new defs to load for the editing process. It might be the direct result of slow internet connections, or ancient, decrepit computers.

maggie: this sucks!
aggie: what's that?
maggie: i was editing defs on UD, and all of a sudden all i see is this circular graphic thingy that goes around and around and around and-
aggie: oh, i see that once in a while. i call it the "Loading-on-White circle of death. when i see it either i have to refresh, or i have to close my browser and relaunch it. it's a real pain in the ass.
maggie: but i'm a dedicated editor? what do i do?
aggie: dumby, i just told you! either refresh the page or relaunch your web browser!
maggie:, er, thanks a lot. may you forever be under the influence of the loading-on-white circle of death forever and ever, amen.

by earpuller December 19, 2010

Loading up a superflat

When you bust a fat nut in a flat chick

Guy 1: hey you wanna get something to eat later?
Guy 2: sorry I can’t I’m loading up a superflat

by DixieNormousLXIX May 23, 2019

Lidding

a sexual act that occurs when one person sucks on the eye lid of their partner, and then uses their canine tooth to bite down so as to leave a visible mark. This practice originated in delaware during the summer of 2010.

While on vacation, the young couple wanted a new place to leave a hickey so they engaged in lidding for the first time and loved it. It was the best new fetish they had discovered all year.

by RehoTranny September 10, 2010

louding

the act of being loud

i was loling louding while talking to a friend.

by megmeg1 April 17, 2011

loading

Putting lubricant in the tip of a condom to increase the sensation during fucking.

If you're having safe sex and want it to feel better then you can't beat loading.

by Kinkystudent July 27, 2005