Lardon

The short stub of the penis that actually makes it outside the body when an obese man gets an erection.

Hardon? Lardon more like...

by joskarith November 15, 2004

The Black Lagoon

The place where the creature came from, stupid!

See: The Creature from the Black Lagoon

by drunkenbeaverexploitationsects(FRATZ) January 25, 2007

Poon Lagoon

A place with lots of beautiful women.

Dude, this place is filled with hotties. It's like a poon lagoon!

I was just swimming in that poon lagoon.

There is a bevy of beautiful women here; it's a poon lagoon if you will.

by Special 'K' March 1, 2008

Brie Larson

Brie Larson is a great actress who is also hot asf and deserves the whole world😁👍 also captain marvel deserves the world too ❤️

“Hey do you know Brie Larson?”
“I’m married to her.”
“She doesn’t even know you exist.”
“Yes that’s the problem.”

by TheNoobMaster69 September 18, 2021

Lagoon Monster

a trick used to scare young children, preferably while in water

Lagoon Monster- "Im the Lagoon Monster, ABOO-BOO-BOO-BOO-BOO-BOO"
child- "your not scary"
Lagoon monster- "Your parents dont love you"

by Pete DeFilippo August 6, 2007

lagoon mice

A term used to delicately describe flushed tampons that show up in rural sewage lagoons. Once they float to the top of the lagoon they are white, fuzzy, and have tails.

Matt: What are all those white fuzzy things with strings?
Dan: Um...gross.
Kurt: Those are lagoon mice. Get back to work.

by Dan Sayer July 24, 2008

Kyle Larson

A very hot man who happens to be in NASCAR

“Have you seen Kyle’s cock!, it’s fucking massive.l

“ Kyle Larson just won the championship!”

by Furry Trash x2 November 7, 2021