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Laceticle

"Dude, my laceticle busted off last night, now I can't feed it through the hole."
by Liz4Keeps December 25, 2009
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laptop burn

when you have a laptop sitting on your leg for a long time and the heat from the laptop burns you. more common in old laptops
after chris had a harcore chat session with his friends on his laptop he had major laptop burn.
by Sir_Schmoopy June 8, 2007
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lametard

Billy was such a lametard.
by IeshaOpps December 17, 2007
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Laptop Poop

The act of taking a massive shit while using your laptop to entertain yourself from anywhere from 5 to 20 minutes. An LTP is essentially multi-tasking. You can do some online shopping, look at porn, or just creep on young high school girls on facebook all at the push of a button while letting beershits explode from your rectum.

*Constipated LTP'ers may need to bring their charger and find an outlet near by.
Mazzo: "Hey Nick Costa! What are you doing over there?"
Nick: "I'm taking a Laptop Poop you retarded yellow-teethed pedophile"
by Shitter3000 January 16, 2011
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Lapeer

A small hick-town consisting of Michiganian rednecks, scene/emo kids trying to be cool, white boy "bloods and cryps", white trash, and very few normal people who try like hell to get the fuck away but somehow are just stuck in this tiny shitty town.

Also known as L-town.
Normal person: "What the fuck is that kid doing? Lapeer is so fucked up."

Scene kid: "I'm diggin this rad shit" (whilst getting a tattoo of a razor blade slitting his wrist.)"Fuck yeah! L-town forever!"
by anonymous---- October 18, 2008
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laptaffy

The word used to describe a mans penis.
"You try it, and I will seperate your body from your laptaffy and stitch a football out of your foreskin."
-Coach Hines (Mad TV)
by J-Hood April 5, 2007
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Laptop Lancelot

A term used to describe anybody in an internet chatroom who wants to pick a fight.
"I was in Google chat last night & some fucking Laptop Lancelot kept trying to start something with me"
by The Barse October 3, 2007
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