change lanes without indicating

Whilst having penetrative vaginal intercourse with a woman, usually with her on all fours in the "doggy" position, a man might suddenly transfer his penis from to her anus, without warning the woman of this sudden change. The woman's reaction is usually like that of other motorists when a driver swerves into another lan on the road without indicating: she honks loudly and attempts to stop.

"I was going away busily at this woman who was a bit loose, so I decided to take my chance, and changed lanes without indicating. You could have heard her yell in Sacramento, but boy, was she tighter there."

by Anonymous October 8, 2003

lanesplitting

Riding your motorcycle between endless lanes cars on the freeway.

Damn this traffic jam! If I were on my crotch rocket I could be lanesplitting all the way home!

by Timberwoof April 17, 2003

Dirty Landscaper

A sex game that allows the man to act as landscaper, and the woman to act as the landscape. First the man "aerates" the woman by poking his penis into her mouth, vagina, and anus. Then, he trims her pubic hair, followed by ejaculating on her, serving as an "incesticide". Finally, the man releases feces on the woman as an act of "fertilizing".

During a hot chili dinner, Megan told Brad that she felt "unkempt" and could use a trim. Brad, thinking on his toes....suggested that it may be time for the "Dirty Landscaper" to pay a visit.

by Muck-a-luck January 24, 2007

Landsperger

When you flick a booger onto your wife.

Wow did you see mike last night? He picked his nose then pulled a landsperger.

by wiuwtt February 15, 2010

tubby two lanes

A tubby person, particularly one tubby enough to occupy two lanes.

Hey tubby two lanes, move your fat ass over so I can get by.

by chode bone April 1, 2007

lanesha

A beautiful girl , really thick and kind of short with a bad temper when it comes to her boyfriend and a girl , very bipolar , but loving at the end of the day , big butt and everything

The new girl Lanesha is pretty thick and cute

by Loverboy334421 May 21, 2017

landshark

The woman braces herself facing a wall, naked, hands against the wall, legs spread, bent over so that her ass is lusciously jutting out. (hint: She might want to wear a biking helmet and some rollerblading wrist guards to avoid serious injury.) Next, the guy also naked as well as stiff cocked, walks to the opposite end of the room, places his palms together and raises them above his head, (thus imitating the dorsal fin of a shark) and begins chanting the theme to Jaws. When given some predetermined signal, the guy sprints toward the girl at full speed with his pelvis-out, fin protruding, and rams her dead square in the ass.

I landsharked your mom.

by tilded April 17, 2003