Lamberguesa

1. When a male grabs his genitals in a five on three choke hold.
2. Flashing ones genitals to a passer-by while grasping them firmly yelling "LAMBERGUESA"

"Yo man, you saw my nuts you faggot! I could lamberguesa you all day son! It looks like a division sign doesn't it, or maybe even a hamburger."

by Detroyt July 6, 2008

lambertian

Lambertian vocal range: to sing like Adam Lambert

lambert,trespassing,lambertian

by zally February 22, 2013

lamber

Someone who picks their nose and says they were only scratching it

Austin is such a lamber kind of a person

by Thirty point buck May 11, 2018

Lambertus

Usually a honking ultra-chad, with a foot long wiener that will most likely steal your girl.

WTF. Lambertus just stole my girl.

by ThePhoenixSlayer January 7, 2022

Lambert

Adjective
1. The chaos that follows an individual as they move from country to country, usually not of their own making.

"Have you seen what's happened to the UK government?"
"Yeah, but Tom just left the country so it makes sense. Classic Lambert"

by notselwonk October 20, 2022

Seth lambert

the best man you will ever meet always smiling someone you always want to be around perfect hair and a great smile.

Seth lambert is a very athletic man and very attractive

by No one is my name May 25, 2017

Reverse lambering

Exactly like lambering but done solo by contracting the anal muscle, also known as the Fudge muscle, in such a way as to control one’s turd exiting and entering the anus in a rythmic manner. The result produces a vibrant symphony of bleats, grunts, rumbles and snorts. Masters are believed to achieve The symphony with this technique.

Elaine : What is that I hear? It sounds lovely!
Jerry : It’s the damn Maestro practicing the lost art of Reverse lambering.

by AlabamaBaby February 20, 2021