To be so intensely focused to be as centered as a laser beam; to be dead-on balls accurate. To be so accurately centered on target that you can't miss."
" Dude, I was so laser focused, that I couldn' t miss when I scored the winning basket at last night's basketball game!"
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It is the one word that can override shotgun. Whenever someone calls shotgun before you, and you call out laser, you get the seat.
Situation: Micky, David, and Pilar are happily eating in greasy fast food joint, when Micky gets the call: their mom is pulling up on the corner.
Micky jumps out of his seat and heads towards the door. Just before the door closes, Micky lets his siblings know that the car is approaching.
Micky: Shotgun. Ha ha ha. Ha.
Pilar and David: Shotgun!
Micky: Too bad! I called it. Better luck later, losers.
Pilar: Well, laser! Now what, punk.
Micky and David, then, get into the backseat of the car with an air of humiliation.
Pilar whispers: Laser beats all.
Micky jumps out of his seat and heads towards the door. Just before the door closes, Micky lets his siblings know that the car is approaching.
Micky: Shotgun. Ha ha ha. Ha.
Pilar and David: Shotgun!
Micky: Too bad! I called it. Better luck later, losers.
Pilar: Well, laser! Now what, punk.
Micky and David, then, get into the backseat of the car with an air of humiliation.
Pilar whispers: Laser beats all.
by rawrkadi September 12, 2010
Get the Laser mug.An extremely motivated person who is often confused and lacking clear direction. From the words laugh and laser. Focused like a laser but utterly fails causing immense laughter.
Wow! Did you see that Lafser? Yeah! I told him that one hand keg stand was a bad idea.....he wasn't hearing it!
by Raider of the Lost Jake January 13, 2010
Get the Lafser mug.The Laser Tag Theory is something that you have high expectations on a particular thing or activity. But when it comes to fulfilling that thing and/or activity, it is very underwhelming.
Dude i finally went to play a game of Dodge ball with Josh.
Oh damn about time! How was it?
I mean, it was cool. Honestly it could've been a little better.
Shit man, That's the laser tag theory for you
Oh damn about time! How was it?
I mean, it was cool. Honestly it could've been a little better.
Shit man, That's the laser tag theory for you
by Hellpablo June 15, 2020
Get the Laser Tag Theory mug.Dear god, if you're looking this up it may already be too late for you. They are the dark ones, the decimators, the destroyers of civilization. The only actual sighting of them has reported them to look like abnormally large pieces of ham with glowing red eyes, who can shoot lasers strong enough to cut through anything. It's believed that the Bermuda Triangle is actually a den to these creatures, and the triangle is formed by three stationed hams firing lasers. They are commonly reported at redacted but seem to disappear by the time anybody arrives. One citizen who claims to have seen the Laser-Hams claimed that they were ruled by an "AbraHAM Lincoln", an Abraham Lincoln who much resembles our own, but instead has a piece of ham around his right eye, which is replaced with a glowing crimson one. It is not proven true or false if this entity exists yet.
Doomed person 1: "Dear god, the Laser-Ham, they're coming!"
Doomed person 2: "What's that? Are you insane?"
*Laser sounds and screaming of doom*
Doomed person 2: "What's that? Are you insane?"
*Laser sounds and screaming of doom*
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my arse was bubbling and i sit down on the toilet and a jet of liquefied shit shot out my ass like a brown laser beam
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