lagunaesque

filled with unnecessary drama, or a story that should have happened on the TV show Laguna Beach

My life is so lagunaesque, because my girlfriend cheated on me with my best friend in my parents' bedroom.

by dancegirl0316 December 19, 2008

lagonga

A abnormally long shlong.

Wheelchair Jerry had such a lagonga

by Devin123456789 April 25, 2021

standard for laguna

an event that one would expect to happen in Laguna

binging on coke and pooping on peoples chests is pretty standard for laguna.

by Michael April 9, 2005

laguna park

what many severna park people call severna park due to the popularity of the laguna beach tv show.

it's like the east coast laguna beach...let's call it laguna park I mean we even have a laguna ave.!

by courtamber April 27, 2006

Laguna Sunrise

(v.) 1. A sexual act involving oral sex. The person performing falatio or cunnilingus wears a glow-in-the dark dildo on their head, so this must be performed in the dark. (note: the dildo may be removed and used on the recipient if so desired, but must be put back on the head when finished) A Laguna Sunrise is seen when the person performing oral sex emerges from the genital region wearing the dildo on their head.

(n.) 2. An instrumental song by Black Sabbath on their 1972 album "Vol. 4"

"Tony, you have to keep the dildo on your head! Otherwise it's not a Laguna Sunrise!"

"She loved it when a guy would do a Laguna Sunrise. She thought it was so romantic."

by My psuedonym is... June 16, 2013

lagunaing

going out with someone for a week and/or cheating on someone with multiple people

He is so lagunaing her.
I don't want a laguna relationship.

by stacy1988 September 17, 2006

lugunga

any disease or form of illness that is not yet known to man

Jack fell down cut his arm and there was spme kind of crazy lugunga coming out of it.

by Byron Foster April 24, 2018