laithle

cute. (a variant of "little" from Group X's flash animation Schfifty-Five)

Hello, laithle girl.

Don't look now, but there's a laithle boy reading at the next table.

by rukmo February 21, 2006

labia minora

1. inner folds of skin of the external female genitalia framing the vagina

2. The two thin inner folds of skin within the vestibule of the vagina enclosed within the cleft of the labia majora.

3. The smaller (minor) inside pair of labia or lips of the vulva or the female external genitalia which meets above the clitoris.

When she spread her legs her labia minoria was very pink!

or

Female catrastration is the removal of the labia minora and clitoris

by Trixie44270 January 4, 2009

Labia Loofa

The nickname for a mans beard or facial hair when performing cunnilingus on a female.

My girl's beaver is clean cuz I was usin' the Labia Loofa on her last nite....

by backdoor September 15, 2007

labtob

The further bastardization of the word laptop.

The word's origin is thought to be a typo of the already incorrect labtop.

The mistake was unexpectedly embraced -- airhead teenage girls and one wannabe L337 asian teen rejoiced in the purchase of their new "labtob" notebook computers.

Utterance of the word typically precedes a swift blow to the face with said computer.

Eric: I just got a new labtob. It can hack into the Pentagon and beat you at Starcraft at the same time.
Me: Laptop.
Eric: No it's labtob.
Me: Lap. Top. It sits on the top of your lap.
Eric: Mine is faster than yours.

by pigonthewing July 11, 2006

Labatt Brown

1. The day following a long night of drinking beer, a beer shit is a virutal guarantee. A Labatt Brown is a specialized beer shit taken the day after a night of drinking Labatt Blue (a popular Canadian Beer).

2. A beer shit.

I'll be back in a few hours, I have to take a wicked Labatt Brown.

by Brad Edey September 2, 2005

Labia Flop

female version of tea bagging

to place vagina squarely on man's/woman's face space

the woman labia flopped the gentlemen's head after beating him in W-H-O-R-E-S

as her boyfriend slept she flopped her labia upon his face as revenge for all the pots and pans in her pockets comments

i just labia flopped that taint bagel

tea bagging fuck that she labia flopped his ass

by pancake penis wide not long January 12, 2011

labitard

A combination of "labia" and "retard" used to describe someone who is just north of douchebag and just south of cunt.

Stop pissing on the side of that restaurant, you fucking labitard.

by sxdavey January 12, 2012