kristin kreuk

"A multitalented actress whose only flaw is that she's not Allison Mack"


ok who the fuck wrote that? Kristin Kreuk is the most friggin awesomely hottinger fuckin superbabeliciously awesomeful rockingly superbing finest boobalicious id-tap-that-ass-ly amazing fuck toy ever created. and wtf is up with clark? he should hurry up and fuck her. i mean he should just go superspeed, rip her clothes off, bang her like a horny dog, and then get the hell out of there. now THAT would be and interesting episode, trying to watch lana figure out what the hell just happened to her. owings mills and USA are fun to read about. wootle.

I fucked Kristin Kreuk

by Add is on FIRE May 6, 2005

Kroked

When a guy pulls out of the vagina without wearing a condom and busts all over your stomach or back.

After a long night of sex, Kaitlin walked into the room an yelled "I just got Kroked on."

by Wes Spurbeck December 24, 2008

krotki

An advanced strain of the herpes virus which effects the speech and driving abilities of its victims.

"The poor bastard crashed his car and got a D.W.I after catching the nastiest krotki from that used up whore."

by Shannon R. Lazlowski April 7, 2009

krokavich

A mystical creature that closely resembles the yeti or bigfoot, as he prefers to be called. The Krokavich's native land is upstate New york and is rarely seen. Beware this hairy creature as it may Udge you at any second.

I just saw the krokavich smurf that guy over there!

by Dirty (smurf) Sanchez June 9, 2005

Krocknokin

A word used to say that something is extremely screwed up up or in a disaray.

Whoa! That kids face is krocknokin!
Fo sho, ur right!
His names Ben Asbury.

by Shambodo June 28, 2005

Krough

niggas on the prowl who run the streets of Baldwin; commonly known as a gang.

Krough runs the show.

by loverofkrough November 23, 2010

Kroakleys

A pair of Oakley brand sunglasses that are worn at all times of the day and during any conditions. Which include, but are not limited to, bicycling, napping, porch sitting, walking in the rain, broomballing, marching band, and musical concerts.

I just saw him on campus again wearing his kroakleys, does he ever take them off?

by Darsh69 May 5, 2010