KBert

The Most Elite Human On The Planet.

Usage Examples:

My "KBert" is more Elite than your "KBert".
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I'm really cool but I'm not a "KBert" yet.
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<person 1> How do you turn your "KBert" off? I turn mine off by using a swift kick to the “nutz”.

<person 2> That’s not cool.
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KBert, KBert, KBe, K... WHO? WHAT?
WTF has a website that only contains their email address? Oh, now I get it, that must be the new cool thing to do!
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I love KBert sooo much that I am following his supreme dietary examples and consuming snapple of the ras-bury variety and only Snapple of the ras-bury variety.

by unknown April 16, 2005

Kertu

A girl who is a little bit depressed but is happy at the same time. She usually is single and doesn't have a lot of friends. She is very trustworthy. She usually has a shit ton of scars.

Person 1: * is talking about her/his scars and is sad*
Person 2: You're acting like Kertu. It's scaring me a bit.

by Edp 445 February 18, 2018

Kort

A man who patriotically masturbates to the Diehard trilogy while on hold with a credit card company.

Hi, my name is Kort...(squirt) "Yippee-Kai-Yay Mother Fucker!"

I wish I could still run for mayor. Damn you Kort!

My hair is hard. Kort, you should buy a yacht.

by bigtitties123 February 6, 2010

kertruffle

A commotion caused by a misunderstanding that involves truffles and truffle-related things.

A kertruffle broke out between two warring clans over who gets to control the rights to the truffle mine.

by kirupa March 31, 2013

kortana

Kortana holds the key to you heart, is the most loyal person you will meet and is hotter then a Jalapeno pepper, you will never want her to leave you because if you hurt her she will stab you in the back

Guy 1: oh my god look at kortana can't she just marry me already .
Guy 2: yea your right kortana is soooo hot !

by Sapphire Jade September 5, 2016

keerthigen

A tamil male name to describe someone who has bad breath. A Keerthigen is usually the victim of abuse in his group of friends.

A Keerthigen is usually the victim of abuse in his group of friends.

by Tamil baby names September 3, 2016

kertius

And dark skinned black guy who's usually muscular and has a very large penis and is good at sports and fighting.

Oh my god Kertius's boner is so sexy

by Jacob Tranz December 25, 2016