Knocking The Noodle

1) Jerking off.
2) Cranking it.
3) Masturbating.

I'm gonna go home and knock the noodle.

by Matthew Cox May 25, 2005

Cock Knocking

The art of getting your cock and slapping it on your partners forehead before they wake up. Sometimes done before a blow job but less popular

cock knocking = Oli cock knocked Ben before a BJ, Ben was not amused

by KJK72 July 4, 2008

knocking around

Hanging around

British Slang

I was knocking around the shops for about an hour

by Dikshunairee April 17, 2017

Knocking teeth

When your man hits his teeth off of your teeth when becoming intimate with each other.

Yo man I was knocking teeth with my girl the other night

by Ekalopsia June 7, 2019

Knocking your tits

When you are playing a joke on your friends, and you finally tell them that you were lying

No I wasn’t actually in the hospital, I was just knocking your tits.

No my dick isn’t the same size as a baby carrot, I was just knocking your tits

Naw baby, I was just knocking your tits, I didn’t sleep with your momma

by Ruandon April 28, 2019

knocking chunk

knocking chunk is slang for smoking chunk dope out of a pipe

elmo: I been knocking chunk all day baby

by peanut coke plug October 28, 2022

Knocking Hip

Northern English (especially S Yorkshire, Lincolnshire) meaning to have sexual intercourse

I reckon my mum and dad were knocking hip last night

by Bumbaclaart November 26, 2022