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First use that I know of is on a Games Workshop snotling model- passed out vomiting with a bottle marked "KLAG"
First use that I know of is on a Games Workshop snotling model- passed out vomiting with a bottle marked "KLAG"
I drank 4 cups of that Klag someone mixed up last night and I woke up leaning over a fence with my pants gone and my mom's cellphone number sharpied on my ass.
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It can also be a repetition of something you've already said before
It can also be a repetition of something you've already said before
Person 1: Did you hear that a baby was fed on elephant's milk and gained twenty pounds in a week.
Person 2: That's impossible. Whose baby?
Person 1: An elephant's.
Croud: (Laughing)
The one making a klaris 5 mins after the joke has been told:
(Klaris) Did you hear that a baby was fed on elephant's milk and gained twenty pounds in a week.
Cround: Haha Klaris!!
Person 2: That's impossible. Whose baby?
Person 1: An elephant's.
Croud: (Laughing)
The one making a klaris 5 mins after the joke has been told:
(Klaris) Did you hear that a baby was fed on elephant's milk and gained twenty pounds in a week.
Cround: Haha Klaris!!
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Holy shit that's a huge COCK, Klarp!
Once upon a time there was a hot hunky man named Klarp. Everywhere he went there were onlookers and oglers who stared at his hot bod. One day at his military base, the men gathered around and demanded for a COCK battle party. A bracket was set up and Klarp started his battle for the title of BEST COCK. Klarp breezed through the competition with his enourmous COCK until the finals came. The man opposing him was none other than his direct superior, LT. CBT. LT. CBT was no stranger to COCK battles and Klarp knew that well. Klarp had to impose a strategy, and it was to channel so much blood into his bulging COCK that the veins almost pop! LT. CBT was shocked at Klarp's efforts and was distracted, then Klarp seized the opportunity to wack LT. CBT out of the ring, to seize the title of BEST COCK. Klarp and LT. CBT respected eachother's efforts and COCKS and lived happily ever after.
Once upon a time there was a hot hunky man named Klarp. Everywhere he went there were onlookers and oglers who stared at his hot bod. One day at his military base, the men gathered around and demanded for a COCK battle party. A bracket was set up and Klarp started his battle for the title of BEST COCK. Klarp breezed through the competition with his enourmous COCK until the finals came. The man opposing him was none other than his direct superior, LT. CBT. LT. CBT was no stranger to COCK battles and Klarp knew that well. Klarp had to impose a strategy, and it was to channel so much blood into his bulging COCK that the veins almost pop! LT. CBT was shocked at Klarp's efforts and was distracted, then Klarp seized the opportunity to wack LT. CBT out of the ring, to seize the title of BEST COCK. Klarp and LT. CBT respected eachother's efforts and COCKS and lived happily ever after.
by Taco0 September 9, 2020
Get the Klarp mug.Unique!!! She is one in a billion. Klarissa is one of the most stunning girls you'll ever meet, although she doesn't always think so. Although Klarissa she loves hanging out in groups, she can always be your one-to-one girl. She is loving, caring and has great fasion sense! She can pull every outfit off and always looks classy. Klarissa knows how to enjoy her free time. She loves dancing, and is very good. She has a secret talent for baking. If you know a Klarissa, you got GOLD!
Klarissa, she keeps you on your toes!
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