paper kindle

a printed book

My ereader battery died so I had to read a paper kindle.

by ebibliotopia September 22, 2010

Kiddie Pool

1) A small pool about 10 feet in diameter usually used for small children
2) When a male ejaculates on a woman's or man's belly button and then proceeds to slap his penis on the belly button, creating a splashing effect.

1) I went to Wal*Mart to pick up the kiddie pool.

2) I gave my girlfriend a kiddie pool last night and stained the sheets.

by Nav July 17, 2003

Kindler

A United States Marine who is suspected to be the less famous twin brother of the goonies character sloth. Aside from causing the food shortage in most 3rd world countries he also does an outstanding job of being on light duty, eating babies, occasionally buying out the entire stock of baby ruth bars and generally sucking at life. With the I.Q. equivalent to a brick his only defense mechanism is taking off his glasses causing his eyes to go opposite directions which is intended to confuse the enemy) he then throws gloves at them. Anything that is done in an idiotic manner, with less than a normal level of common sense, or generally thought of as retarded should be referred to as "pulling a kindler"

"dude you seriously just hit yourself in the forehead with a crowbar, that's what I call pulling a kindler!"

by spam mcspamalot April 15, 2009

kiddies

Children, kids.

I'm tired of dealing with other people's children

by Saints November 3, 2003

kidderminster

Nondescript post-industrial redbrick town in the Midlands (UK), good football team, top countryside nearby. About 20 minutes from Birmingham which actually has cinemas, shops and good places to get pissed. Lots of skaters / alternative people & almost as many charvas to grief them relentlessley. Rotting factories & concrete 1960s shopping centers and tower blocks everywhere but hell, i still love it!

+'There's nothing to do in Kidderminster except go out and get wasted.'

-'Shall we go to Birmingham, go out & get wasted then?'

+'Yeah'.

by therealrichieedwards May 1, 2004

Kindless

1.) One who has no caring for others. Selfish.

2.) One without a kind, simply one, alone, and without a group to associate him/herself with.

You're so kindless.

by Nekokiyo October 22, 2009

Kiddie Boner

What a male person gets when they experience something that excites them a little bit.

Chris: Man, that roller coaster ride was the best one yet!

Ryan: Meh, it only gave me a kiddie boner.

by theindiearmy August 13, 2011