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Kendom

The supreme society that sits above all others. Is as the name suggests ruled by our beautiful leader Ken (Ryan Gosling). Also those horses were pretty rad and Ken's pickup truck was pretty sick too. ALL HAIL KEN!! ALL HAIL KEN!! ALL HAIL KEN!!
POV: Your in the Kendom

Me: Hey broski want to come drink some brewski beers in Ken's mojo dojo casa house.

Random girl: How did you get into my bedroom.
by KendomResident#2 July 22, 2023
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Kendo Geeyo

The proper "street" pronunciation of NBA player Kendall Gill as pronounced by "Dee Dee" on the hilariously unfunny show "My Brother and Me" run on Nickolodeon in the early 90's.
Look Alfi!!!! Its Kendo Geeyo!!!

Then Kendall Gill appears in his size 18 shoes, baby blue matching windbreaker and high top fade.
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Keno

Keno is someone who is very special and loving, he makes everyone laugh with his awkward cringey self. He will be there with you through the hardest times, Keno is a very loyal person that you really can't live without. Keno would do anything for anyone, he is so caring and sweet that he can really knock your socks off!! Keno will amaze you whenever you see him. If you meet a Keno, know you have found a loyal true friend or a very caring boyfriend.
Man, I'd love to be Keno!
by Im_a_potato_ February 10, 2018
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Keaton Dump

Where someone takes the biggest shit ever, then black outs and doesn't flush, or wipe. This all has to happen in a school.
Dude that kid left a Keaton Dump in the upstairs stall.

That kid just took the smelliest keaton dump in that stall.
by Tikibendel April 10, 2011
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Obi Wang Kenobi

When a man of great force has an unspeakably large penis, also referred to as a lightsaber. If his lightsaber is red he throbs with sexual intent and pain due to his anal discretions a. When "Obi Wang" pulls out his lightsaber all who encounter it fall to their knees. Obi Wang is a great master of sexual discretions and how to woo all animals and people in existence. The force is truly with this one.
What's wrong with Obi Wang Kenobi" "His lightsaber was glowing red, we fear he turned to the dark side of the body
by The man with the force August 4, 2011
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Keaton

Keaton is a very funny and intelligent guy. He is probably one of the best friends you'll ever meet and has a great personality. He has a great sense of humor and he's extremely nice. This guy doesn't get mad easily but watch out for the hurricane when he does.
Oh my God have you meet Keaton he is hilarious.
by Ok let's be honest March 22, 2017
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kenmore whore

Women who dress like whores and attend Red Sox games at Fenway Park (in Kenmore sq, Boston) for no other reason than to be seen and sing Sweet Caroline.
Dude, I wanted to go to the Sox game but the cheapest ticket I could find was $100 because of all the Kenmore Whores buying tickets.
by DCC May 11, 2006
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