Keebler Sidejob

The art of straddling a midget while they perform duel stimulation.

The shorter you are the hardet it is to find a midget small enough to straddle for a keebler sidejob.

by capnhowdy September 18, 2015

Keeblerization

After a long night of sex, a woman wakes up to find the man dissappeared and only a cookie left for her.

Oh no! I've been Keeblerized! Not again!

by Keebmeister December 7, 2003

keebler

The process of a small dog ,such as the pekingese, sexually mounting another mammal.

Hey dude! Kodee's tyring to keebler your cat again.

by el Socko June 22, 2006

Keebler top

A diminuitive gay man who is a top.

"Gary may be 6'5", but he's really into Keebler tops."

by dickcheneyis666 May 24, 2006

Terrell Keeble

-A man wit extraordinary swagg
-Quite Handsome
-Pretty Fuccin Sexcy
-A complete clown
-Loving and caring
-Got money out da ass

Guy "Man i need ta step ma swagg up"
Gurl "Yea u relli do"
Guy "I wish i had a swagg like Terrell Keeble"
Gurl "Yea he fuccin sexc too"
Guy " N he stay clownin on niccas"

by Keebsz February 4, 2009

Kemmler

A particularly unseemly sexual act characterized by the participants willingness to participate in bestiality and fecal play. In North America, usually one partner riding a bull naked with a cowpie saran-wrapped to his cock, while the other usually "reverse-rides" the bull while simultaneously (and thrillingly) deep-throating bull cock. In other parts of the world, variations include either a human infant and pounds of Bolivian cocaine.

I thought that rodeo was sub-par until that gay couple pulled a Kemmler after half-time. Bitches up, hos down!!!

by Otis Kane April 19, 2007

Keebler Elf

A guy who enjoys anal sex. It refers to the guy on the giving end, not the man or woman on the recieving end. This term is used to discribe gay and straight men. A well known synonym is "fudge-packer".

Guy 1: "Dude, i was with this chick the other night. Long story short, I licked her asshole to get her excited and then I stuck it in her ass to finish her off."

Guy 2: "Wow, I had no idea you were a Keebler Elf."

by Rawkfan April 6, 2009