jiserism

like a mannerism but with words - ones people create or makeup that are unique to that person

hey dont say jizz monkey, thats natalie's jiserism

by jizzmonkeeee June 11, 2006

jizzrag

A derogatory term used to describe a promiscuous woman.

It is meant to signify that she "soaks up semen" from multiple males, and that this is her prime function in life.

Dave: Dude, I just fucked Larhonda!

Cam Neely: She's got a sweet ass, but she's a real jizzrag.

Dave: I'd better go get an HIV test then.

Cam Neely: you're gonna have to get one in 3 months too.

by johnfitzgibbonsIII January 25, 2008

Jizpert

A lady who is well versed in handling the cock, a particularly slutty lady.

"My god, that Gemma tossed me off like a pro, she's a complete jizpert. Then she gulped it all down.

by trevor leaf November 20, 2009

jizzercism

Expelling demons through the use of jizz.

Suzie seemed a little down today. She just went through a jizzercism.

by jizzamo June 14, 2010

jieru

typical adjective for describing girls who are coyly sweet yet flirty, who make it hard for guys to get over them and who are usually one of the populars in school. a word that is starting to get increasingly trendy among teens now.

Maria is such a jieru, she totally broke Jason's heart when she said they should just stay 'friends'.

by yyoouurrbrother April 17, 2009

Jizzrinate

It is when you urinate/jizz on someones head.

Man 1: OMFG! Is it true that you jizzrinated on Connie's head?

Man 2: Hell yeah! I have such good aim!

by Cornflakes.Cowboy May 6, 2009

Jizease

Slang term for STD

YOU HAVE A JIZEASE! I'M GOING TO SUE YOU FOR INTENTIONALLY GIVING ME AIDS.

by aherm djf June 4, 2011