Jeson is a person, usually if not always male. He's a great person, absolute fucking G, gets all the bitches imaginable (men and women, and bro ain't even bisexual he's straight), strong, and fucking great at everything. If your not his friend and make fun of him its on site, your getting jumped in no time. The literal perfect human being. Everyone wants him in their life cause he's such a G.
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Get the Judy Jetson mug.Interesting or riveting. Derived from Hellen Keller's attempted audible dialogue. It is frequently used in England. It is usually preceded by "bloody."
"The pope involved in a gang bang? Now that would be bloody jessing!" - Elizabeth II
(John Lennon to Ringo Star)
"Do you think that this song about submarines will be a hit?"
"Not unless you make them yellow, that's about as jessing as your eyes are red."
Common conversation:
"Why did you get me a transvestite hooker for my birthday?"
"I thought you enjoyed those"
"That is jessing you would think that..."
(John Lennon to Ringo Star)
"Do you think that this song about submarines will be a hit?"
"Not unless you make them yellow, that's about as jessing as your eyes are red."
Common conversation:
"Why did you get me a transvestite hooker for my birthday?"
"I thought you enjoyed those"
"That is jessing you would think that..."
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