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jail punk 

a weaker prison inmate who is forced to become a sex slave to his bigger cellmate (his daddy) in exchange for protection against other jailhouse rapists.
A jail punk also tends to all the household duties of his cell, such as cleaning the toilet, polishing shoes, folding clothes, and other duites often done by traditional wives.
However the most important task for a jail punk is to satisfy his cellmate sexually any way his daddy's demands. The punk agrees not only to suck dick and be ass-fucked without resistance, he often times is asked to pretend he is a woman, making female moaning sounds.. etc. He also agrees to be loaned out or sold at his daddy's discretion.
Scott Peterson is a jail punk.
jail punk by MStevens March 31, 2005
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jail gum 

One of many creative innovations that can be found amongst inmates in juvenile detention. Made by applying small dabs of toothpaste on each corner of a square of toilet paper, then folding the square into a smaller and more condensed version of itself, and finally dampening it with water. It has vaguely similar properties of real chewing gum and the toothpaste adds a rather cheap taste of mint.
I tried some of this stuff and laughed my ass off as to why someone would ever want to make this.
jail gum by friend of bob May 21, 2004
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jail rules 

means anything goes, basically no rules at all
Who would win in a fight, a Burrowing Owl or a Baby Otter? Jail rules of course.
jail rules by dizern June 16, 2010

Jail-Bait Jack 

a) JBJ for short. An old, past-his-prime swinger who chases underage girls of all types. A JBJ will typically wear the same shirt everyday matched with metal-studded jeans. He is often found overly tanned from frequent rides in his Delorean

b) A mixed drink only served in Toronto. It has many forms but normally includes Jack Daniels, a shot of liquid cocaine, diesel fuel, and always a good portion of banana liqueur.
Fucking Jail-Bait Jack! He's too coked up and busy getting underage girls drunk to remember to pay his employees!!
Jail-Bait Jack by Baremy April 28, 2010

Jail bait 

a female below the legal age of sexual consent
That girl is obviously jail bait. How can you not see that?
Jail bait by Light Joker October 14, 2005

Jail Drunk 

To be drunk enough to be in jail for being intoxicated in public, but to not actually be in jail.
Santoro & Griff got so Jail Drunk they raped the entire Russian women's swim team in their own pool.
Jail Drunk by The Santoro June 26, 2010

Jail Suck 

The forced act of male oral sex, preformed by one man to another to where domination and humiliation is the key pleasure more so than the sexual act itself.
That bloke looks like he's good for a Jail Suck
Jail Suck by Major McGoverner December 27, 2010