Jacking It to Jesus

The higher your hair is, the closer you are to the Lord.

If the Pagent Princess wants to win the crown, she has to make sure her stylist is Jacking It to Jesus during hair and make-up.

by MrsMissa January 1, 2012

Set it to Jewish

To adopt a thrifty or cost-mindful attitude.

"Dude, we're running low on funds. We better set it to Jewish until the end of the month."

by ShahOfShazam September 30, 2009

tell it to your blog

This is used in forums and can be said aloud if you'd like. It is told to drama queens and people generally being overly dramatic. It can also be said if people are talking for themselves to be heard and aren't contributing to anything when they're speaking/typing.

Jessica: So I bought three barbie dolls and then I combed their hair for six hours. They're really pretty just like me. I wish somebody would love me.

Arthur: Tell it to your blog

Jessica: What's that mean?

Arthur: Look it up on urban dictionary you overdramatic (expletive).

by teddyrux August 7, 2006

sock it to

(verb) Primarilly used as sexual inuendo in referring to the delivery of sex.

Alternatively used in referrence to the delivery of a punch or delivery of a phrase.

Delivery of:

(Sex) - Oh my God girl, my pune is throbbing so bad after last night!! My boy Martin really socked it to me!

(Punch) - That little BEOTCH says one word to me, I sware I'm gonna sock it to that stupid mutha fucka like nobody ain't never done seen befoe!

(Phrase) - Tell me what he said 'bout me! I'm a big girl! I can take it! Go ahead, sock it to me!

by happystinky November 17, 2004

take it to the tapes

In a sporting event, when a play is in question, they "Take it to the tapes", or "Bring it to the tapes" for official review. The same applies to everyday life when something is in question. Be it an actor in a movie, a past sports score, or anything, really. See Google, Wikipedia, or IMDB.

Very similar to Roll The Tapes.

Kobe had a 50 point game last week.

"I call BS. take it to the tapes!"

- DeVon Craver

by D-Bruch July 30, 2009

take it to the head

To finish a bottle of liquor or Beer by yourself

go ahead take it to the head!

by blkviper October 24, 2006

put it to

Have intercourse with (usually male to female).

She's right tedious, but I'd put it to her.

by routtatout August 14, 2007