irritable vowel syndrome

Refers to a semi-serious malady whereby an impatient/cantankerous person habitually "whimpers 'n' growls" using long drawn-out wordless/meaningless noises that, if written out phonetically, would consume a whole lotta letters other than consonants, such as "Aaaaaaaaaarrgghhhuuuuuuuuuhhhhh...!" or, "Eeeeeeeeeennnggguuuuuuuuuhhh...!"

I never take my spoiled-rotten teenage cousin along on family shopping-trips anymore... the lengthy wait-times between stores, our unwillingness to purchase the unnecessary/overly-expensive items he desires, our inability to go around to all the places he wants to visit, and the late hour that we usually get home all conspire to give him a major case of irritable vowel syndrome, and this constant fretting takes all the cheerfulness out of the trip for everyone else.

by QuacksO September 24, 2017

Irritated Ballsack

Itchy balls? No problem!

...

...

Take a fucking shower.

Derived from the Spanish word: Irritándo
And Swedish word: Bållsjak.

Man, my balls are so itchy.

Same here! I've got an irritated ballsack as well.

You both should get a shower.

by word definitioner July 23, 2023

Irrits

Having the 'irrits' is being very irritable (likely to snap at the next person who speaks to you!)

Australian, colloquial

'That bloke really gives me the irrits.'

by wordwizard80 August 16, 2025

irritable bowls syndrome

when your pipe runs out of weed and it becomes angry, also known as IBS (irritable bowls syndrome)

my pipe has irritable bowls syndrome and is angry

by SUPAHIGHWAY May 12, 2016

irritable bottom syndrome

A syndrome when you drop so much bottom banter it hurts

Crostin: Yo PJ
PJ: Yo you got irritable bottom syndrome (IBS)?

by razvanovicio September 20, 2022

Irritation Politics

It started in Hollywood ,you get famous by trying to irritate people.
Then it went into politics. You irritate people to get votes.
The religious irritate the non-religious , liberals irritate conservatives.
No race ,religion ,belief or anything is off limits. Nobody has the right to not be insulted.

When Steve Bannon wrangles and organizes bigots for Don Trump ,that is irritation politics at work.

by anonymous August 11, 2022

irritate fuck

When someone is an "irritate fuck" he's annoying to the point you can't think of anything else to offend him and you just throw a "fuck" in the sentence.

Hey, can I come over to your place and hang out? x10

Omg! Stop talking you irritate fuck! If I knew your excistence was that pathetic, I would commit suicide...

by TasosMGr November 9, 2017