internets

Jack Black uses this term to describe his precious valuable work.

His rant on piracy can be found on YouTube, where he says the following:

"Look, super mega rock and roll gods and superstars are just regular dudes like you guys... we punch the clock, we put on the pants, and then we blow people's minds, it's how we make a living! ... AND THEN THESE PIRATES COME, AND THEY STEAL ALL OUR INTERNETS!"

by Internets Boy January 4, 2009

internetucation

1. The act or process of being brought up to speed relative to all things internet.
2. The knowledge or skill obtained or developed through said process.

Apparently my internetucation is complete: nothing is new, shocking, or exciting to me on teh internets anymore.

by excel_geek November 24, 2005

Interneting

To be at the Internet.

MSN chat

Chad- Hey what r u doing

JENNIFER- interneting

by santiking November 2, 2007

internets

George Bush's new name for the Internet, if you ask me he said it that way on purpose to keep his old and traditional guy image. Thank God he didn't say "intranet" or "interweb"

Does the fact that it's "internets" make it the sequel to Al Gore's internet?

by Dan November 4, 2004

internets

The term "internets" was used by George W. Bush to correctly refer to the two existing internets: internet and internet2. Internet2 is used by educational institutions for high-bandwith data transfers where as the first internet -- the one usually used by the average person -- is best-known for its hypertext protocol.
Ignorant media made fun of Bush for using the plural of internet not realizing that the joke was on them. They should have done more research by visiting www.internet2.org

I hear there's rumors on the internets...

--George W. Bush referring to the two actually existing internets

by natrium November 8, 2004

Interneting

To 'internet' or the act of browsing the internet, normally for porn.

See http://internet.urbanup.com/48113

Dave comes home from a hard day at the coal mine and boots up the laptop to do some interneting before his wife comes home!

by Thief Of Navarre March 16, 2009

internets

The word internets is plural for internet. See my entry for internet.

Person 1: Look at these people E-fighting on the BBS.
Person 2: Fucking internets.

by IbeSonance May 2, 2006