infantry grip

A condition where on long deployments away from girlfriend, wife or booty call, a soldier will masturbate with a strong grip and furious motions. Side effects are lasting longer in bed upon returning because compared to infantry grip, any pussy feels loose.

Soldier- have you been banging a black guy while I've been gone?

Girl- no baby! Its just your infantry grip!

by comiekiller2012 June 9, 2011

Sex selective infanticide

To kill an infant or baby based on an undesired or unwanted gender.

They wanted a male to live on their family name so they committed sex selective infanticide until that male was born.

It is estimated that places in Asia because of Sex selective infanticide will have too many males and not enough females in the future.

by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007

infanticide

The fate of many female newborns in China.

In the Us, one of the two forms of murder legal in the US, considering that a baby born prematurely would be fully protected by the law, while inside the womb it could be aborted.

You aren't a life unless I say you are! Infanticide? Nonsense, you can't murder a piece of tissue.

by Killing Kittens October 9, 2004

infantulious

adj. small, tiny, diminutive

You are so infantulious and weak!

by Djub Blub December 15, 2003

insantaty

Crazy behavior surrounding the Christmas holiday, especially Santa Claus, and very especially office holiday secret santa gift exchanges.

Oh crap, no work is going to get done this Friday - it's the staff holiday party and gift exchange insantaty. They go nuts.

by pamitha June 21, 2010

infant baby

1. A big ass chicken shit.
2. Whiny ass dick
3. Idiot that can't do shit.

1. Hurry up and jump you freakin infant baby.

2. ain't no body got time to listen to your infant baby mouth.

3. You such an infant baby give it here before you break something

by messy bun October 13, 2017

Infantite

an infinite number of babies

Two people on a date:

Bartholomew: how many kids do you want?

Sandra: infantite!

by crazyforcats December 7, 2018