bad breath illiteration

Definition: People who suffer from bad breath illiteration, are no longer intelligible to their interlocutors, since their bad breath is so intoxicating that the people with whom they are conversing lose their natural capacity to understand language.

"My dear old friend Coilliepik said that the above-mentioned definition was an overly long sentence, but due to him suffering from bad breath illiteration, I could not make anything of what he was saying and thought I was going to faint."

by DizizEgyptiancottonmothafok March 4, 2010

illish

Illish implies "ill shit", which can be used to describe cool stuff.

Damn, you hear GZA's new album

Yeh, their rhymes be illish, yo.

by Adam Jacobs November 7, 2006

Vagina Illiterate

One who is oblivious to the looks, feels, in some cases tastes and smells of a vagina. In the sense of actual vaginal interaction. Somebody who has never seen a vagina in real life, touched a vagina in real life, gone down on a girl with a vagina in real life. Doesn't know to much about the vagina, other than the fact that girls have them.

Guy 1: "So you and your girlfriend were together all night yesterday, have you even tried to make a move dude?!"

Guy 2: "Uh, Of course I have dude! We have been together for over two months! Shit!"

Guy 1: "Oh really? So what have you done then? Have you even fingered her yet?"

Guy 2: Uh ofcourse I have! I do it all the time, especially when....when uh, she is wearin skirts! yeah."

Guy 1: "Ok bullshit! You haven't made a move have you! If you have then what does a vagina feel like?!"

Guy 2: "Uhm.... it feels like....uh.. well yuh see.....its kinda like...."

Guy 1: " I knew you! You don't even know! You are so Vagina Illiterate !"

Guy 2: " I am not Vagina Illiterate

by Paynfulone July 30, 2009

illiteration

the use of illiteracy and general lack of knowledge of the english language to embarass oneself.

"I don't have a car. Your going to half to take me their."
"That was a horrifying display of illiteration. I hope you cry yourself to sleep tonight."

by Pancho Industries, LLC May 4, 2006

Illiteracey

N. A common disease where people cannot spell and or use correct grammer.
Root word: Illiterate

Illiteracey is vast throughout the populous.

by Kyle "The Yellow Dart" Zager November 29, 2003

illiterate

Being unable to read or write

Almost 999.99% of people on the internet are illiterate

by DizzyLizzy March 31, 2007

ILLITERATABLE

sometimes illiterate just isn't enough to descibe the record-low IQ of one of your fellow friends. Illiteratable was developed for this reason and adds a little extra kick to the overly-used blan illiterate.

BAM!!! You aren't illiterate, you are ILLITERATABLE!...congratulations DUMBASS!!!

by Patrick V. September 6, 2008