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Hubbie

An alternate spelling of hubby, short for husband, also can be used to refer to your bestie.
My hubbie is the sweetest. I love him so much.

Get a hubbie like me and you'll be set for life!

I have a hubbie.... I love them.
by LingDanc803 February 16, 2023
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Hubby day

Hubby day is the Monday after father’s day where you should (lovingly) point & laugh at your friends without present fathers.
Hey man, I made you a cake for Hubby Day! Happy Hubby Day!
by theveryfirstpeepee June 20, 2022
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L. Ron Hubby

A husband who nickel and dimes his wife, expecting her to pay him or buy him all kinds of stuff (often with money she doesn't have) in exchange for very minimal and unsatisfying sex. He also often keeps her secluded from the outside world in a cult-like fashion.

Name is derived from L. Ron Hubbard, who was the con man founder of the Church of Scientology, which is based on pseudoscience and requires followers to pay large sums of money in exchange for very minimal spiritual advice.
"Jeez, I really want to take Linda out and show her what a good time is all about, but she has such an L. Ron Hubby."

"I know his dick is like an E-meter, she paid him all that money, and it hardly moved at all!"
by DreamReaper December 28, 2023
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Subby Hubby

Someone who talks to that ONE girl on discord 24'7, and goes to bed at 3 am every day due to it. Usually wears a collared tee and has brown hair.
OMG, Aiden is such a subby hubby
by Not.Diesel September 6, 2021
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Hubby

My hubby is laying on the couch feeding his fat face watching daytime TV
by Tory Bumper Clart June 13, 2018
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whore hubby

male version of a Slut wife

1) a married man who has a large appetite for sex.

2) a married man who engages in sex with women, other than his wife, to fulfill her sexual needs.

3) a married man who will engage in any and all sexual activities for his wife.
"He was a good whore hubby who would suck the toes of his wife's girlfriend when ever she wanted."
by wolfgirlz January 10, 2018
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Ring hubby

I love my ring hubby so much!
by ImposterAsh July 14, 2023
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