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hornery

Someone who is both cranky and horny.
Well ain't III hornery this morning
by Klunk February 4, 2004
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Hobner

Bob was feeling pretty happy today,especially since he was looking at ghetto booty porn. Then his mom walked in,and he got a hobner...
by Alycee-Maria April 25, 2009
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Horner

One who uses the car horn excessively.
I hate getting stuck in front of some horner who thinks he can move my car with the might of his sound waves.
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hoser

The proper reference to one who plays the Hosaphone(tm) is a hoser. If you don't perform on the beloved, revered and mostly plastic Hosaphone(tm) yourself, it is considered poor form to use this intimate address. Brother and sister Hosaphoners affectionately refer to one another as hosers.
Hey, hoser, how are you doing?
That's some mighty fine playing you did on, "Codetta in C" for Hosaphone(tm), Piano & Bass, there hoser!
If we could find a hoser for our brass quintet, we could accompany a Hosaphone(tm) Soloist.
To execute the Doppler effect, the Hosaphone(tm) must be untaped and the bell end swung in a circle over the hoser's head while playing a sustained note.
A couple of hosers wrote this wonderful FAQ on the Hosaphone(tm).
by David A. Roth October 21, 2007
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Mrs Horner

A mother fucking bitch ass teacher who know bull shit about her job.
Mrs Horner: Ok class get to work on shit that will never help you in life

Class: SHUT UP BITCH
by fuqboidick October 21, 2017
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hoser

Moron, drunken fool, idiot, pudd, etc.
Everyone here is using it wrong in their examples.

It's 'ya', not 'you.'

Like.. Put down your drink and come here, ya hoser.
by erinnn May 13, 2005
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hoser

originating in the pre zamboni days, A Hoser was a person or team that lost and had to hose down the ice after the game.
"ya freakin' hoser"
by 802hockey April 14, 2009
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