Hibernaking 

It's like hibernating naked.

Ie, when sleeping naked in winter and not leaving the nice warm bed for anything, even the urge to pee, because the cold is too scary.

Sorry bladder. Can't get up, I'm hibernaking.

Hibernaking by The Ostrich Effect September 2, 2015

dibernation 

what happens after a week-long sesh on the class A's and you die for a few days but are allowed to wake up and do it all again.

jonny hammered the whizz too much and didn't sleep for 5 days after that he went into dibernation for 3 days, then woke up sober and smelly.

dibernation by weekendmess February 9, 2017

Hidebernation 

The act of finding a place to hide from your boss near the end of the shift in order to avoid being assigned additional tasks (busywork).

I finished a half hour early, so I went into hidebernation in the bathroom.

Hidebernation by enigmaMZ September 7, 2017

Hibermating 

Hibermating (verb) (i.e. cuffing) Being involved in a relationship, usually lasting between one to three months during the Winter -when the nights are the longest, and the bed sheets are the coldest.

Hibermating can usually be recognized by...

- the copious amounts of takeout

containers that it leaves in its wake...

- blurry eyes as a result from Netflix

binging ...

- a per capita uptick in spooning

behavior that is located within a

specific geography area such as the

Northern Hemisphere, the Eastern

Seaboard, or the third floor of City

Liquidators, to name a few.

We spent January and February happily hibermating and never left the house.

Hibermating by Owen McKash January 17, 2018

Hiberdating 

when a person ignores there friends in favor of a boyfriend/ girlfriend.

i am hiberdating with my boyfriend

Hiberdating by Gurton Buster November 19, 2018

Hiberhating 

Hiberhation or hiberhating is a state of inactivity of hating, characterized by, pretending to have your back, being happy for you, and other forms of flakiness. People tend to conserve their energy, especially during your hardest times when money is short and your luck seems to run out. Once things start going well for you, of course the hating beings and they will try to sabotage everything you are standing for.

I thought she was my friend, but she was hiberhating me.

Hiberhating by The 1st Lady of BlaqBlok June 9, 2009

hibermating 

When you spend all day in bed having sex, preferably during winter.

Alejandro and I spent the entire day hibermating.

hibermating by L-J Jackson December 6, 2013