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mother heifer

circa 2005
country of origin: Katie Abbott

Mormonized version of the colloquial profane statement: "Mother F'er" or "Mother Fucker".
Logically followed more archaic statement "Mother of Cheese" which is, in fact, a cow, or a "mother of a heifer".
random guy on college campus: "Dude, did you just see that hot girl go by on her Razor scooter? She totally just biffed it."
random hot girl on scooter: "MOTHER HEIFER!"
by Samantha Winter March 29, 2005
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Stank heifer

A large or obese promiscuous woman. A woman of loose morals, hygiene, and an ever expanding waistline.
I was too drunk to throw some game at the club so I ended up taking some stank heifer home and have been regretting it ever since.
by epilgo July 12, 2006
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heifer

a predigiously large female, usually from Kentucky), about the same size as a cow.
wow, that heifer just killed batista by sitting on him!
by Willisdukeweatherford November 8, 2006
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Heiferazzi

The pack of girls (or guys or a mix thereof) who gather to talk about other's business that be no business of their own.
That pack of bitches are straight Heiferazzi, if you don't want yo business spread don't say a word round those heifers.
by Sazwon July 1, 2017
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Heckery

To joke around in a nonsensical way. Similar to "trolling" but not dated. Essentially "fuckery" but PG.
I'm surprised Susan can handle my heckery.

Look at all this heckery I've caused!
by I'm gay and lonely June 13, 2018
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Heideggerization

The process of caring about others in order to actualize the self.

A phenomenon delineated by the philosophy of Martin Heidegger.

Self (meta) - caring.
Heideggerization uses solipsism (continuity-of-consciousness; discontinuity-of-corporeality) in order to achieve care.

Heideggerization implies that egoism is not a complete idea since human beings use caring to achieve a sense of self; and selfness is a more fundamental idea than selfishness.

Ie. Selfishness mimics but is not self-actualization.
by tomorrowtomorrow January 9, 2019
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Heikal

A playboy and get over their ex in a day like his girlfriend broke up with him 2mins later new girlfriend. All his ex's want him back
"Heikal is such a playboy but I still love him"
by Nickname bitch February 2, 2020
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