push hails

to force sb in a different timezone to sleep while you are in the board daylight

Hails: you cant push hails on me, you dont have a sun above your head rn

by very sad noodles November 22, 2020

jay halstead

daddy, sexy boi, i want u to arrest me. hottest detective

someone: who's the hottest detective?
me: jay halstead

by halsteadwhore February 1, 2022

harlsden lad

slang for criminal, due to the fact that 80% of inmates in England at some stage lived in harlsden. also applies to anybody that carries a backpack, could be lunch, could be a weapon of mass destruction. Also means to maim or injure. In positive context it means..........oops, there is no positive comments.

lets open up a can of Harlsden on his ass.
Yeah man, im off to harlsden for 6-8 years.

officer there is wsuspicious looking man, might be a harlsden lad on the platform.( carrying a backpack) (this is common after 07/07/05

by Jonny Angel June 1, 2006

Halsey

An uncommon name that is a trap in its self. Always having people be like “oh like the singer Halsey?” yeah that gets annoying fast.

“oh halsey like the singer?”
“Um definitely not”

by halseynotthesinger May 5, 2019

Halls Job

1. A blow job where the giver has a halls throat losange in his or her mouth. The throat losange usually provides the man with a strange sensation.

1. Bored of the same old blow jobs, Lauren decided to spice things up by giving her boyfriend, Gregory, a halls job.
2. Although he was afraid at first, Ryan was suprised by the sensation of halls jobs.

by Lauren Swett February 22, 2009

Hot Haus

This is an organization of dwinklets that live in the caves of deceit. There are 36 current members, all dwinklets. They never die or reproduce. There is an estimated 102 dwinklets on this earth and they all are making their way to the Hot Haus. They can walk, climb, and swim. This allows them to get over any type terrain but very slowly. Once they all arrive at the Hot Haus they will turn the heat up to 102 degrees in the cave and pour hot wax all over each others bodies. They do this for 3 days and 3 nights. Constant wax heating and pouring. There is no real meaning to do this but they just love the feeling of hot wax like no other.

Don't go in there, that's the Hot Haus and it's waxing time.

by Corey Wagner April 15, 2005

Chicken Hauler

A Chicken Hauler is a Trucker that has many extra lights on his truck, works for less money than most other drivers and smells like pigshit.

Spray the Lysol! the Chicken Haule is here!

by Pud June 5, 2005