Do you have any hand sanitizer?

(interjection) a remark requesting hand sanitizer, synonymous with "I just wiped my butt without washing my hands afterwards."

Guy 1: Do you have any hand sanitizer?

Guy 2: Come on, man, you just gave me a high five.

by RickBAideai April 2, 2011

Hannitize

Convert to Sean Hannity's political way of thinking, to his specific type of political conservatism

Can I Hannitize you or is it meaningless?

by Uncle Dimma April 6, 2021

Hanitize

To sanitize one’s hands

Please hanitize

by Penismom4 January 8, 2022

Hanitiser

Hand+Sanitiser

Oh you are back from work, please use the hanitiser and sanitize your hand.

by EER.2 April 2, 2022

Sand handitizer

This type of sand if poured on fabric, a living organism, or pretty much any household item/furniture will immediately make a hand pop out from the object that it was poured on.

He poured the sand handitizer on his workbench, so he could gain an extra helping hand.

by Sand handitizer January 13, 2021

Sanitizer Stinger

When you use Sanitizer as lube your fucking dick stings because god is dead.
Its also really good for some CBT.

Yo last night Jamie told me to put sanitizer on my dick becuase it makes "great lube" turns out im fucking retarded and i fell for the sanitizer stinger

by Justtrash21 November 8, 2019

Hansitized

Verb- the act of applying hand sanitizer to your hands

“Don’t touch the straw.”
“Don’t worry I hansitized.”

by Joutrival June 25, 2020