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decoy anger

(n.) when one continues to yell after realizing that they have wrongly accused someone of something. This noise draws attention away from the fact that the speaker/yeller called out their victim unjustly.

Jimmy: Did Mr. Burns know that you didn't actually pull the fire alarm?

Johnny: I think so. All of that shouting must've been decoy anger.

by RickBAideai April 2, 2011

Do you have any hand sanitizer?

(interjection) a remark requesting hand sanitizer, synonymous with "I just wiped my butt without washing my hands afterwards."

Guy 1: Do you have any hand sanitizer?

Guy 2: Come on, man, you just gave me a high five.

by RickBAideai April 2, 2011