Gurning like a hippo

A rare facial expression pulled by those on the brink of falling in love, usually whilst they think no one else is watching. For example when working at a computer or watching TV.

Often accompanied by total inability to concentrate and the making of uncharacteristic mistakes - see gurple

No don't ask him, he went out with that girl again last night and now he's gurning like a hippo. He's not gonna get anything done today...

by Almosnoopy August 7, 2011

Gumping

The act of running long distance with no set distance, destination or time constraints

"Rich I'm going for a major spot of gumping this evening, fancy joinging"
"Sorry Lee I can't, my legs still ache from that major gumping session last night"

by Richi Boi June 15, 2017

Gurning Ape

A very ugly looking vagina that has the uncanny resemblence to a member of the monkey family

It was like I was toungueing a gurning ape

by Jonas Schmitt October 14, 2003

Gumping

Somthing that is disgusting or smelly. Generally foul. Someone who is very ugly. Someone who is obese.
Can be used as adjective or noun.
Has different meaning in different contexts

-That man is gumping. (Note: he could be smelly or ugly)
-That sewage leak is gumping.
-Did you see that fat woman on television? Yeah, she was gumping

by WelshMaster101 April 15, 2011

Gerpington

A sexy Stripper who will give you free lap dances, but only on Tuesday
Love's to milk people so be ready to get milked.

"MMMMM MILK ME GERPINGTON"

by BoopDeDoop September 28, 2013

gurling

The sport of female curling

Hey did you watch the gurling finals last night, the Canadian girls are cute

by AlbeeNJ February 12, 2014

GORPING

Spreadin an ass and licking the rim of the gaping hole

I was gorping that chick lastnight

by Milo January 2, 2003