Dirty Groundhog

The act of digging a hole and putting famous celebrity will Smith inside and burying him head first, then pulling down his pants and inserting maggots and worms into his asshole. Followed by calling him "you damn bowling head mother head fat fuckimg peice of hog shit" then farting on him

"I heard will Smith visited you yesterday day" "I did i gave him a Dirty Groundhog"

by SILLYSIMON69 September 24, 2021

Pennsylvanian Groundhog

During sexual intercourse (fornication) the condom is lost in the vagina. It is then fished out using tongue or teeth. If condom is clean of jizz you then reuse said condom. Repeat if clean until ripped or dirty.

Him: Hey I lost the condom in your pussy
Her:Baby just pennsylvanian groundhog it out of me
Him: Aweeee it’s clean I have to reuse it.

by Cartiisass November 1, 2021

sweaty groundhog

When you’re sweaty as hell and are able to easily slide out a deuce the size of a small mammal.

Ryan dropped a sweaty groundhog and swore there was an animal in the bowl afterward.

by Sweaty pikachu July 8, 2023

Confused Groundhog

When you have your girl get on all fours and put a pie pan under each part that touches the floor. Then start pumping away. Every time you thrust, she’ll slide forward. That coupled with her ecstasy will make her look like a confused groundhog foraging for a nut.

Rich: “Tina and I got the pie pans out last night and I slid her all around the floor with my back shots.”
Curtis:”The ol’ Confused Groundhog…that’s hot!”

by TheCanon13 October 5, 2023

Bulgarian Groundhog

Sticking your dick in your own ass, then shitting it back out.

Dude, that guy looks gay! I bet he Bulgarian Groundhog’s himself daily!

by Mungo fungo February 2, 2026

Dropping the Groundhog

An easy task going publically wrong. Especially when a public figure (politician, news reporter, celebrity, athlete etc.) messes up a seemingly easy task which results in a negative outcome. Usually something that should be celebratory, positive, or is intended to make them look good or gather support to their cause and they wind up looking foolish or careless and their intention backfires. Origins: from Mayor De Blasio dropping the groundhog "Charlotte" in Staten Island event February 2, 2014 and causing the animal to die a week later due to internal injuries.

"When he touched all the microphones, Rudy Gobert was sure dropping the groundhog." (March 2020 Gobert indended to make a point about the overreaction to coronavirus and wound up infecting himself and getting the NBA season cancelled).

by WheekWheekPig April 23, 2020

Evict The Groundhog

To fuck the poop out of you or someone else.

Who up evicting the groundhog?
Do you want to evict my groundhog?
Did you just evict the groundhog out of me?

by StakeTheSteak December 27, 2024