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grenade alert

when a group of ugly fat girls are walking your way, when there is alot of ugly ass girls in one place
oh shit grenade alert
that mall is on grenade alert

grenade hopper 

A person who hits on the ugly girl (grenade) of the group so that his buddies can take the rest of the hot girls.
The grenade hopper made it possible for us to date Amber and Britney, he's a real hero.
grenade hopper by Pujols May 3, 2006

Grenade Whistle

When your buddies bring home a grenade and their vision might be cloudy due to inebriation, you can help them by grabbing a 'vuvuzela' and blowing loudly enough so that your buddy hears it and realizes that they are with a grenade.
"Wow Billy brought home a grenade, I have to help him out. (grabs vuvuzela and blows into it). Grenade Whistle!!!"

Billy: (hears vuvuzela) Oh Man Grenade!!!! Abort!!
Grenade Whistle by Roddy92 January 5, 2011

Grenade Whistle

A whistle that is blown to notify everyone that there is a grenade(ugly girl) present.
Mostly used on Jersey Shore
Grenade - Hi everybody
Guy1 - The grenade whistle
*blows grenade whistle*
Your Boys - Oh shit there's a grenade
Grenade Whistle by L4zyBoy August 17, 2011

grenade swarm

Grenade Swarm (Verb) : To deliberately aim grenades at a single point from multiple players, so as to remove defenses from a long way away. Considered very bad manners, despite being a clever tactic.

It is often compared to camping and zerging, as both are considered weak strategies, while often being part of the game's design...
Base Defender: Haha, I am sniping you and you cannot... <BANG!> WTF?!?!? I'm dead! How'd I?!? You f*(!ing NOOBS, YOU GRENADE SWARMED ME!

Attacking Team: Oh, suck it up, you big camper!

grenade in the chocolate box 

To use the bathroom only to be surprised to learn you have explosive diarrhea
Al notices Sara is tired, pale and a bit sweaty "You alright Sara?"

"No, I just found a grenade in the chocolate box and think I need to go home... Or at least apologize to the girl who was in the stall next to me!"