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habeas grabus

A term (coined by Tunch Ilken, Craig Wolfley, and possibly even Myron Cope) referring to the penalty of 'holding' in football. Its use often correlates to the severity of the penalty. For example, 'habeas grabus' would be used in situations where the penalty is less detrimental to the Steelers, like any game in which the Steelers are playing the Browns. No matter how many holding penalties get called against the Steelers, Cleaveland is not going to win. This is true for almost any other team in the NFL who plays the Browns. However, the holding penalty called against Justin Hartwig in Superbowl XLIII that resulted in a safety and almost cost the Steelers a 6th superbowl title would probably be met with a reaction such as "Fuck!" or "If the ref had one more eye, he'd be a cyclops!" or even "I'm so shit-faced, I don't even know who's playing right now".
Tunch- "The Steelers have comitted a lot of penalties in the red zone today."

Wolf- "Yeah, Willie Colon commited habeas grabus so Tomlin had to settle for a field goal."
by COXICLE December 3, 2009
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The biggest bum ever he is trash at fortnite and smashes Jaden Baird
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"Yo, I'm from G-Ville (Grasonville). You better recognize yo."
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Combo of "dated" (as in old news) and graduation. The boy/girl you dated as a senior but have moved on from.
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granulation

Used by corporate management, this describes the process of extracting data from an information system in order to specify particular elements of a simplified process for cost effectiveness purposes.

The term "granulation" was first recorded in the region which we know now as Belgium, from the well renowned Professor of applied Business Strategy and Nuclear Science Wim Van Den Berghen Pruden to define the descriptive relationship between business and nuclear weapons in 1947.
This data is over-granulated.
is your mother granulating?
Granulation on demand.
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Another name for the South by Southwest Interactive Conference, a booze-soaked celebration of tech startups, digital media and Internet culture. SXSWi immediately precedes the larger SXSW Music Festival. South by Southwest Interactive is Mardi Gras for nerds.
We're taking our whole startup to Nerdy Gras this year so the team can get wasted together and stumble around Austin getting free shwag.
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