Goob

a dumb ass nigga

Friend - “can you fold water? “

Me - “What nigga, You a goob bro!!”

by Jenna tulls January 16, 2018

Goob

The use of Home made gravity bongs (a way of smoking weed) most commonly made from a plastic bottle and a cup.

Hey Alexander, you tryna goob this weekend?

by Scooby-Doo2goob4u June 5, 2018

Goob

A form of BDSM where the dominant party uses peanut shells to dry the submissive party.

You're all clean. Time to goob you.

by Batfuck June 6, 2018

Goob

Short for goober, adds more retardedness to calling someone a goober.

Jake: Hey dan, you see this goob.
Dan: yeah he is acting pretty retarded.

by Mr. Goober June 12, 2018

Goob

The god and creator of all goobers. Usually worshipped and praised by goobers, leader of the religion “Goobism”, all goobers and the Goob live in “weeb land”

“The Goob is so amazing isn’t he/she”
“All hail the Goob”

by The Goob himself September 30, 2018

Goob

Big word for GB, Also a nickname for weed.

Tweakers say "where's your going at?"
"Got any goob?" "There are goob flakes on the counter."

by GoobieLynnSpears November 27, 2018

Goob

One Word: David!

Just Add This For The Sake Of All Humanity!

'Wow would you look at that, David's the exact replica irl of Goob from "Meet the Robinsons."

by Harvard Future Grad January 10, 2019