gobierno

1. The Spanish word for government, which is definitely the funniest-sounding word in the history of words.

2. Anything you would like to replace with gobierno to add comic effect. Sometimes a person, sometimes an object. Really, gobierno is anything as long as you enjoy saying the word. And who doesn't enjoy saying gobierno?

3. A person who makes you happy.

1. Trabajo en el gobierno.

2. Person 1: I'm going to go make a gobierno.

Person 2: Ooo! Make me a gobierno too!!

Marco: Gobi!!!

Polo: Erno!!!!!

3. You're my gobierno!!!! I'll treasure you forever!!!!

by Gobierno of all Gobierno June 17, 2011

Gibberish

When you can't find anything too say so you just say random things.

Teacher-So what's your answer

Student-DROOPDUPITYDOOO

Teacher-That was just gibberish

by UrbanLols June 1, 2017

Pork Gobbler

An individual who sucks a male's penis with chewed up pork or ham in their mouth. This is said to make the individual feel sexually aroused due to the individual's mouth (and possibly throat) filled with meat. It has also been said that the male's penis that was sucked by this individual will smell like bacon.

A: Bro, how was your night with Amanda?
B: It was so awesome, she gave me so much head!
A: Yea Bro? Is she a Pork Gobbler?
B: Yea she is! She sucked my dick with ham. Man we both had a great night!

by t324st May 26, 2014

Green Gobbler

The process of eating a girls ass after explosive diarrhea.

I performed the Green Gobbler on Stacy last night after Chinese food, it was so sweet.

by Sloppy Garry March 13, 2020

Choking the Gobbler

Act of fellatio.

How did the secretary get to go on that fancy vacation? Choking the gobbler! Ask the boss! She was Choking my Tony's gobbler just last week!

by sheenium February 20, 2009

Cleveland cock gobbler

One who can effortlessly open their throat and swallow down a cock while simultaneously rolling there tongue along with fluttering the throat which then produces the sound of a turkey gobbling

She was known around parma as the best Cleveland cock gobbler There was

by Jnasty praise money June 13, 2018

gabber

A derivitive of a Yiddish word meaning "friend", a gabber is a person who likes hardcore techno originating out of Rotterdam that goes by the same name. The name was coined supposedly when a club bouncer stopped someone, saying "Gabber, you can't come in here." Gabber can be used widely however, such as for a substitute for "dude" or "brother". Gabbers are also often mistakingly confused with neo-Nazis because they sometimes have shaven heads and wear black leather.

Gabber, get in the car.

Pump some of that gabber music!

Those gabbers are dancing like crazy!

by Chris Beddow September 29, 2005