glumpkin

Receiving a blumpkin from someone who has no teeth. (Gummer + Blumpkin)

Your grandmother gave me an excellent glumpkin

by Steve From Superior January 20, 2009

Glush

The single most useful word in the English language. Originally descended from an individual more mythical than man. Noun - an individual who is almost beyond description; incomprehensible to the human mind. Verb - to completely destroy a person's will to live; to humiliate them; to tell someone to go to hell in a way that they almost look forward to the journey.

Oh my god man, did you see what happened to Melky earlier? The Glush got pissed about not having any bread pudding, she got in his way, and then she got uber glushed with a capital G.

by Edward S. September 6, 2007

glush

to become intoxicated particularly by an alcoholic beverage, to the point of extrememe nonsense.

Heather and Carly quesadilla got glushed after taking swigs from the mexican at the bus station's bottle.

by Carly Quesadilla July 18, 2006

glamsual

A delicate balance of tres chic elegance and sporty swank.

Lookin' glamsual with your ponytail, Ann Demeulemeester ankle pants, and Diesel runners!

by julie bing January 21, 2005

glumkin

When one recieves fellatio from a hooker whilst using a condom.

When your best friend gets a little too smashed and orders a blowjob from a hooker but decides to be safe and uses a condom. That is a glumkin.

by nikph August 5, 2008

glumkin

when you pay someone (i.e. a hooker) to give you a blowjob with a condom on

Hooker: wat would you like tonight?
Jimbo: i'll have a glumkin

by young sloane August 17, 2008

Glumpy

For those occasions when you need a cross between glum and grumpy.

Jane was glumpy because standing in a pile of cat sick had ruined her new shoes.

by Kate Blogs January 31, 2009