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glomps

It's a verb, meaning that you run over to someone, picks them up, hugs them carries them around and happily puts them down.
Ally sees Morgan entering the room, and runs over to glomp her.
by Sarig June 27, 2004
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gomphosis

1) A guy and a girl who are constantly having sex.

2) A guy and a girl who are never apart.

Really, a peg that does not withdraw from its socket, such as a tooth — but you can see why its meaning changed.
Nate and Lisa are, like, gomphosis.
by knightshade December 10, 2004
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Glompokalypse

A glomp, or running hug tackle, of such magnitude that the earth itself shakes in terror at the sheer force being applied. Typically executed by people of larger size, 6 feet+. Glompokalypse are unintentionally dangerous and should be undertaken with care lest the glomp escalate. A glompokalypse may be precieved as jovial or kind spirited by the party glomping, but can often lead to painful damage to key ossific structures in the human body.
Person A: ITS GLOMPING TIME!!!!!
Person B: no! please no!
Person A: AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!! *glompokalypses person b into on coming traffic*
Person b: My...my... bones... *dies*
by Threevoices April 27, 2011
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glumphing

V. When your belt dips above or below the button of your pants.
When bob did not tighten his belt, he was glumphing all day.
by Ianonymouspseudonymname August 30, 2013
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Tackle hug glomp nom

Basically just a random string of internet greetings, without much meaning. Tackle hug, basically being to pounce onto somebody, glomp being to squeeze tightly in a hug, and nom being to eat. Nobody is really sure what it entitles.
Uberlol1234 tackle hug glomp noms you.
Lolcat3656 blinks. "WTF DOES THAT MEAN!"
Uberlol1234: No idea.
Lolcat3656: Roflcopterz.
by Uberleahkins November 15, 2011
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glompy

frumpy,dumpy person usually female who has a tendancy to blow snot rockets and try to borrow some cash
Glompy's ass is in pain
by TONY SKIVEDA February 20, 2005
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Glomp

Putting someone's entire face in your mouth until it liquidizes into "glomp".

The remains are then sucked out.

The toxins soon shut down their nervous system and their body shortly gets spun up into a silk cocoon so that you can crawl back to your web and save the meal for later.
Master. I have brought you tonights sacrifice. I found him in the subway asking people for spare change. So I gave him a burrito laced with morphine.

Very well. She will glomp tonight. For she is desperately hungry. Do better than homeless dudes or else she will glomp you next.
by Junks_wut February 24, 2011
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