geeker

a crack addict with the characteristically fast walk and glazed eyes.

Joey: look at that geeker bitch all zoned out, she needs help.
Marcus: no, she needs to come over here and give me fellatio for $15

by Meta4.ce August 4, 2004

Geezer

1. British definition: A geezer is a bloke, a man or a "dude".

2. USA definition: Old bastard. Elderly, cranky old son of a motherfucker who drives too damn slow and complains about how things were in his day

3. Heavy Metal definition: Black Sabbath's bass player, Geezer Butler.

1. "Ere mush, who's that geezer at the bar?"
2. "Move your car out of the road, you old geezer or I'll break your hip!"
3. "Geezer Butler is a cool bass player!"

by IRON MAN January 29, 2005

Gerber

When a person is shown to be soft on the court/field.

You a f****ng gerber

by Trillgod February 21, 2019

geekermon

A young attractive, tech savvy, YouTube gamer who ranks in the top 1 percent of gamers world wide.

A Geekermon just joined our xbox game, swept the floor and won without even trying.

by Oregon3000 January 4, 2017

geezer jam

noun -- used whenever an old person is impeding your progress, either on the road or on the sidewalk, when you can't easily get around and are stuck in slow motion.

"We could make better time if we could just get around this geezer jam."

by Sanderling October 1, 2006

Gweeber

The act of accidentally drooling on your partner's face during intercourse. Embarassing or comical or both.Describes a person who does it regularly as well.

I was really embarassed when I pulled a gweeber but she thought it was really funny.

by wowilovegoodsex March 11, 2007

Geezer FYI

Sometimes a senior citizen wanders off in a hardware or scrapbook store and loses all sense of time, but there is no need to panic or send out an Amber Alert as one would a child. Eventually, however, you may want to let someone know that the person is missing by sending out a calm Geezer FYI.

Peg text her friends: "Geezer FYI: I lost Pete in Sears a few hours ago, but I'm sure he'll show up sooner or later."

by LovingtheLanguage July 7, 2009