Everything seems funnier after 2 am

The tendency for things to seem funnier in the wee hours of the morning. Even if it wouldn't seem funny had you not been sleep deprived. Usually leads to a laughing fit after saying anything, even if it isn't funny.

Recounts of the events at this time the morning after. are usually segmented and won't seem as funny when given proper consideration of the conversation. Or may result in selective amnesia.

Voltanis: What the fuck did we talk about last night?

Maha: About bears? I don't know. Everything seems funnier after 2 am.

by Maha_Vailo March 2, 2012

funneh

The way keyboard warriors say funny.

1st guy: omfg that r liek soo funneh

2nd gey: nar it r not that funnah

by AgileBeast November 25, 2009

Kentucky Funnel Cake

A man cums into a deep frier turning his seman into a deep fried treat and a willing female eats it.

Paul gave his girl a deep fried treat from down south known as the Kentucky Funnel Cake

by Turbosc61 January 7, 2009

funness

The essence of fun

Super Smash Bros. is funness at its finest.

by Andrew October 2, 2003

Funnel

n.:a device including a funnel and 3 ft hose used in consuming a large quantity of beer in a small quantity of time
v.:the act of funneling

Funnel this everclear. It's awesome.

by steve-o October 12, 2003

dung funnel

aka poopshoot or arse. passage for human waste with puckered end for crimping.

i hear that julie chester takes it right up the dung funnel.

by Simon September 17, 2003

funnel dick

A penis with a dick hole that is larger than the shaft, creating a funnel-like shape.

It's a whole new experience with me, but you can't get this funnel dick for free! It only costs two dollars.

Girrrl that guy had a funnel dick, I had to fold the tip just to get it inside.

by Big Nigga G Black Magic Jontx5 August 1, 2008