funkynuts

Sweaty nutsacs that are SO funky they smell like month old rotton cauliflower.

"Oh god man, I can smell your funkynuts all the way over here, I'm gonna pass out if you don't put your boxers back on"

by Melissa January 21, 2004

funky chicken club

collection of women in a business, social or other setting which impenetrable and will block any advances of a business, sexual or other nature by dint of their being a group "that sticks together" by a bond of men hatred and internally escalated peer pressure.

Example 1:

guy1: did you get feedback on our proposal to the client?

guy2: nope. I sent it 2 weeks ago, left messages, but I assume it got stuck in the funky chicken club.

Example 2:
guy1: shit, those girls look hot over there.
guy2: forget about it. they're a funky chicken club.

by formfaktor May 13, 2005

funkyliscious

To be cool or groovy. Refers to a person or item.

That chocolate was funkyliscious.

You look funkyliscious.

by Captain Rammstein April 23, 2008

Fungly Chazzle Snozzly

Fungly Chazzle Snozzly is an Undead Team Fortress 2 addict who died while planking on his farmhouse. Some say if you go 50 deaths without a kill on TF2 Fungly Chazzle Snozzly will appear from any reflective surface and eat all the bread in your house, forcing you to go to the shops and buy some more.

Guy 1: Man I did so badly on TF2 last night, I summoned Fungly Chazzle Snozzly and I had to spend $4.67 at the shops just to get more sand.

Guy 2: But Fungly Chazzle Snozzly eats bread?

Guy 1: NOOOOOOO! (Large fiery crack opens in the world and Guy 1 falls in, crack seals)

by Cokosplia August 24, 2011

Funky Trumpet

When receiving a blowjob, the female blows hard on the tip of your cock, causing you to fart.

Yeah man, Felicia was giving me some dome last night when I felt a fart coming on so I asked her to blow on the tip of my cock, she couldn't stop laughing after she heard the sweet serenade of the funky trumpet.

by poon_lord September 22, 2015

funky lick

The act of putting your tongue upon another person's body part that smells funky (i.e. Arm pit, feet, warts, sweaty balls, Trump, etc.).

"Hey babe will you toss my salad?" "Hell no that's a funky lick!!!"

by Jack Attack 333 February 2, 2017

Funky-Noop

Masturbation is a bathroom that is not yours. Primarily in a friend's bathroom, or in a public restroom.

I couldn't wait until i got home, so i had funky-noop times in the McDonalds bathroom.

by Disgruntled Squirrel March 12, 2017