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Flutontaba

A way to express yourself without being able to.
I'm feeling so... What's the word... Flutontaba.
by g109l November 22, 2011
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Sheets on the futon

A person, usually young male, trying to clean up the house on the chance they are going to get lucky
Not sure if she is worth it, but James "put the sheets on the futon" before his date with Anita.
by LlSS April 21, 2008
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futoned

To be head shot in team fortress 2.

or 1 shot in most other video games.
that dude just futoned my whole team!
by Chaoticminded August 25, 2010
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futon john

A douche that likes to remind every person he meets that he was conceived on a futon.
Kid 1: "Have you met Futon John?"

Kid 2: "No, but I heard he was a douche."

Kid 3: "I heard he was conceived on a futon."

Kid 1: "I wish I was conceived on a futon."
by Dubya14 November 25, 2013
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Fullone

A person that is completely full of themselves and thinks that they are the best at everything they do and are the greatest gift to women. When in truth they are complete assholes, ass-kissers and pretenders, that live empty lives and have small dicks!
Dude, isn't that Ben guy such a Fullone!
by TropicanaTwistr January 23, 2015
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futon dick

A guy who provides exceptional dick from his futon but doesn't have his shit together has futon dick.
by Siouxsie Supertramp June 14, 2023
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Tom Felton

girl 1: did you see Tom Felton on t.v. last night?

girl 2: no i missed it

girl 1: go watch it right now or else!
by lokijuhygtfrdeswaq August 3, 2009
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