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A douche that likes to remind every person he meets that he was conceived on a futon.
Kid 1: "Have you met Futon John?"

Kid 2: "No, but I heard he was a douche."

Kid 3: "I heard he was conceived on a futon."

Kid 1: "I wish I was conceived on a futon."
by Dubya14 November 25, 2013
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